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suki_blueTitle: In the Closet
Fandom: Btvs
Pairing: Xander/Larry
Genre: Comedy PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,269
Summary: Xander has been distracted from his mission.
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kitty_poker1. Sorry, luv. The muse dries up for weeks and then comes up with this. It's a mad world.
At the first touch of Larry’s lips to his, Xander was relatively certain he was about to fall down. They were softer than he’d imagined and, yes, he’d thought quite extensively about Larry’s lips, Larry’s mouth and Larry’s tongue. Speaking of which…
Xander groaned into the kiss as Larry deepened it and clutched Xander closer and tighter with large, strong hands that Xander knew were good with balls and other things that were sport related and therefore somewhat of a mystery.
Xander liked Larry’s hands; right now they were on his butt. What was there not to like? There was some squeezing and roaming and a little bit of stroking, which Xander was very keen on happening again, so he groaned at just the right time and added a semi-whimper that really seemed to do something to Larry.
“God, you’re so hot,” Larry said into Xander’s neck some time between licking and nibbling at it. “You are so not the loser people say you are.”
Xander stiffened slightly at that. Well, he was already stiff, but you get the point. “Uh, thanks?”
“Hey, no problem, man. I’ve been watching you for a while, you know?”
“In a stalkerish way or just in a that’s different and odd and worth staring at for a while just to work out what the hell it is kind of way?”
Their hips connected and Xander wasn’t entirely sure which one of them had instigated it. Maybe it wasn’t a point worth using up brain cells over, though; maybe a better point to take note of was the insistent hardness pressing against his hip. Larry shifted and pressed, and backed Xander into the far side of the closet and Xander lost a couple of brain cells anyway.
“You’ve been watching me too, haven’t you?” Larry slid his hands under Xander’s shirt and when he scraped his fingers over Xander’s skin, his nails probably leaving scratches and goosebumps along the way, Xander suddenly got the impression that Larry had done this a few times before. “Haven’t you, Xander? I’ve been watching you watching me. Have you been watching me watching you watching me?”
“Umm…” Because what else could you say to that? Instead Xander attached his mouth to Larry’s and indulged him with the deepest, most lewd and dirty kiss he could. It was pretty dirty. And lewd. And I won’t even go into how deep it was. Suffice to say that things got very wet and slippery after that and Xander nearly had a sudden bout of panic-induced nausea when he felt Larry scrabbling to get both their pants undone.
Oh my god, what if someone came in? What if someone saw them? What if…? Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexetc. He helped Larry with their pants.
Xander had never touched another guy’s cock before. Oh, he’d wanted to, but opportunities to do so had been thin on the ground - that and the fact that he was sweet seventeen and probably shouldn’t be touching another guy’s dick. To hell with it; you only had to glimpse his brightly coloured shirts to know what a non-conformist he was.
Larry stared down at their hands, at their hands on each other’s cocks and at the light, rhythmic stroking that had begun. “This is beyond hot.”
“Oh, you’ll get no arguments from me there.” Xander looked up at the ceiling and graciously thanked the God of Hand Jobs.
“I knew you’d be good, Harris. I could tell you were a slut from a mile away. And now you’re my dirty little slut. Fuck, I gotta suck you off right now.”
Larry sank to his knees and engulfed Xander eagerly. His lips slid up and down the shaft quickly and hungrily, sucking him in and sliding him back out again while his right hand worked fast and steady at his own cock.
Xander thunked the back of his head against the wall twice. “One of us is definitely a slut, but I’m having serious doubts here that it’s me.”
Larry sucked hard. Xander moved his hips. Larry swallowed. Xander stifled a scream and came. “But I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen. Once or twice.”
Larry looked up at him and grinned, licking the corners of his mouth and wiping at his chin with the quick swipe of his hand. He got to his feet and surprised Xander by kissing him again, slowly.
Xander’s toes curled happily and his brain went to a special happy place filled with holding hands, cuddling, breakfast in bed and the possibility of dating the captain of the football team.
“Uh…” Xander’s brows drew together in an expression of blank confusion. “Someone appears to have taken all my words and I’m just left with wow.”
Larry tucked himself back into his pants. “Wow will do. Right back atcha.”
“Seriously wow.” Xander noted the flaccidity of Larry’s cock as it disappeared beneath two layers of clothing. He looked down and also noted the splattered splodges of come on the floor. “And also wow for minimal effort on my part.”
Larry barked a loud and abrupt laugh and clapped Xander on the shoulder hard enough to knock him sideways and make putting away his happywhacker a tricky and hazardous task. “Xander, man. Always so funny.”
“And always so happy to amuse.” He buttoned up his pants and tried in vain to straighten himself out. He gave up. “So, this was a surprise, yes?”
Larry shook his head. “I always knew.”
“You did?”
Larry blushed, which was unusual, Xander thought, for… Hold on for a Larrylicious minute. Damn, he had been watching him! But had he been watching Larry watching him watching…
“Actually, I thought maybe, uh…” If possible, Larry’s uncharacteristic blush turned deeper in colour, almost purple if you were looking at him under the dim light of a school closet. Which Xander was. “I thought, if you weren’t doing anything Saturday, maybe you’d like to go out on a second date with me.”
Xander processed that for a moment. He pressed his lips together and narrowed his eyes in thought. Then he pointed at the ground with a firm jab of his index finger. “This was our first date?”
Larry shrugged one shoulder. “Well, yeah.”
Xander nodded carefully. “What would we do on a second date?”
Larry shrugged again. The other shoulder this time. Just in case you were interested. I was. “Whatever you want. Pizza? Bronze? A movie? It’s on me.”
“Well-”
“And then I thought maybe you could blow me. Not that you owe me or anything; don’t get me wrong. I’ve just dreamed about your lips on my dick. I bet you’re really good at it.”
“I wouldn’t know.” And now Xander was turning purple, possibly even puce if you were looking at him under the dim light of a school closet. Which Larry was.
“You wanna find out?”
Xander avoided such phrases as You betcha! and Do I?! and Hell, yes! and chose the cooler and more laidback route of: “Sure. Okay. Pizza, movie, blowjob for you and for me, in that order, and you’ve got yourself a deal.”
Larry smooched his way up Xander’s neck and over his jaw, settling on his lips and kissing him in earnest. “Deal.”
“Oh, and one more thing?” Xander asked, hooking a finger in the collar of Larry’s shirt and peering inside. “You haven’t been experiencing increased body hair, have you? A craving for raw meat? A slight tendency to wake up at the mall nude with no memory of the previous night’s events?”
“I don’t think so.”
Xander beamed. “Then we’re good.”
The End.
Fandom: Btvs
Pairing: Xander/Larry
Genre: Comedy PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,269
Summary: Xander has been distracted from his mission.
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kitty_poker1. Sorry, luv. The muse dries up for weeks and then comes up with this. It's a mad world.At the first touch of Larry’s lips to his, Xander was relatively certain he was about to fall down. They were softer than he’d imagined and, yes, he’d thought quite extensively about Larry’s lips, Larry’s mouth and Larry’s tongue. Speaking of which…
Xander groaned into the kiss as Larry deepened it and clutched Xander closer and tighter with large, strong hands that Xander knew were good with balls and other things that were sport related and therefore somewhat of a mystery.
Xander liked Larry’s hands; right now they were on his butt. What was there not to like? There was some squeezing and roaming and a little bit of stroking, which Xander was very keen on happening again, so he groaned at just the right time and added a semi-whimper that really seemed to do something to Larry.
“God, you’re so hot,” Larry said into Xander’s neck some time between licking and nibbling at it. “You are so not the loser people say you are.”
Xander stiffened slightly at that. Well, he was already stiff, but you get the point. “Uh, thanks?”
“Hey, no problem, man. I’ve been watching you for a while, you know?”
“In a stalkerish way or just in a that’s different and odd and worth staring at for a while just to work out what the hell it is kind of way?”
Their hips connected and Xander wasn’t entirely sure which one of them had instigated it. Maybe it wasn’t a point worth using up brain cells over, though; maybe a better point to take note of was the insistent hardness pressing against his hip. Larry shifted and pressed, and backed Xander into the far side of the closet and Xander lost a couple of brain cells anyway.
“You’ve been watching me too, haven’t you?” Larry slid his hands under Xander’s shirt and when he scraped his fingers over Xander’s skin, his nails probably leaving scratches and goosebumps along the way, Xander suddenly got the impression that Larry had done this a few times before. “Haven’t you, Xander? I’ve been watching you watching me. Have you been watching me watching you watching me?”
“Umm…” Because what else could you say to that? Instead Xander attached his mouth to Larry’s and indulged him with the deepest, most lewd and dirty kiss he could. It was pretty dirty. And lewd. And I won’t even go into how deep it was. Suffice to say that things got very wet and slippery after that and Xander nearly had a sudden bout of panic-induced nausea when he felt Larry scrabbling to get both their pants undone.
Oh my god, what if someone came in? What if someone saw them? What if…? Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexetc. He helped Larry with their pants.
Xander had never touched another guy’s cock before. Oh, he’d wanted to, but opportunities to do so had been thin on the ground - that and the fact that he was sweet seventeen and probably shouldn’t be touching another guy’s dick. To hell with it; you only had to glimpse his brightly coloured shirts to know what a non-conformist he was.
Larry stared down at their hands, at their hands on each other’s cocks and at the light, rhythmic stroking that had begun. “This is beyond hot.”
“Oh, you’ll get no arguments from me there.” Xander looked up at the ceiling and graciously thanked the God of Hand Jobs.
“I knew you’d be good, Harris. I could tell you were a slut from a mile away. And now you’re my dirty little slut. Fuck, I gotta suck you off right now.”
Larry sank to his knees and engulfed Xander eagerly. His lips slid up and down the shaft quickly and hungrily, sucking him in and sliding him back out again while his right hand worked fast and steady at his own cock.
Xander thunked the back of his head against the wall twice. “One of us is definitely a slut, but I’m having serious doubts here that it’s me.”
Larry sucked hard. Xander moved his hips. Larry swallowed. Xander stifled a scream and came. “But I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen. Once or twice.”
Larry looked up at him and grinned, licking the corners of his mouth and wiping at his chin with the quick swipe of his hand. He got to his feet and surprised Xander by kissing him again, slowly.
Xander’s toes curled happily and his brain went to a special happy place filled with holding hands, cuddling, breakfast in bed and the possibility of dating the captain of the football team.
“Uh…” Xander’s brows drew together in an expression of blank confusion. “Someone appears to have taken all my words and I’m just left with wow.”
Larry tucked himself back into his pants. “Wow will do. Right back atcha.”
“Seriously wow.” Xander noted the flaccidity of Larry’s cock as it disappeared beneath two layers of clothing. He looked down and also noted the splattered splodges of come on the floor. “And also wow for minimal effort on my part.”
Larry barked a loud and abrupt laugh and clapped Xander on the shoulder hard enough to knock him sideways and make putting away his happywhacker a tricky and hazardous task. “Xander, man. Always so funny.”
“And always so happy to amuse.” He buttoned up his pants and tried in vain to straighten himself out. He gave up. “So, this was a surprise, yes?”
Larry shook his head. “I always knew.”
“You did?”
Larry blushed, which was unusual, Xander thought, for… Hold on for a Larrylicious minute. Damn, he had been watching him! But had he been watching Larry watching him watching…
“Actually, I thought maybe, uh…” If possible, Larry’s uncharacteristic blush turned deeper in colour, almost purple if you were looking at him under the dim light of a school closet. Which Xander was. “I thought, if you weren’t doing anything Saturday, maybe you’d like to go out on a second date with me.”
Xander processed that for a moment. He pressed his lips together and narrowed his eyes in thought. Then he pointed at the ground with a firm jab of his index finger. “This was our first date?”
Larry shrugged one shoulder. “Well, yeah.”
Xander nodded carefully. “What would we do on a second date?”
Larry shrugged again. The other shoulder this time. Just in case you were interested. I was. “Whatever you want. Pizza? Bronze? A movie? It’s on me.”
“Well-”
“And then I thought maybe you could blow me. Not that you owe me or anything; don’t get me wrong. I’ve just dreamed about your lips on my dick. I bet you’re really good at it.”
“I wouldn’t know.” And now Xander was turning purple, possibly even puce if you were looking at him under the dim light of a school closet. Which Larry was.
“You wanna find out?”
Xander avoided such phrases as You betcha! and Do I?! and Hell, yes! and chose the cooler and more laidback route of: “Sure. Okay. Pizza, movie, blowjob for you and for me, in that order, and you’ve got yourself a deal.”
Larry smooched his way up Xander’s neck and over his jaw, settling on his lips and kissing him in earnest. “Deal.”
“Oh, and one more thing?” Xander asked, hooking a finger in the collar of Larry’s shirt and peering inside. “You haven’t been experiencing increased body hair, have you? A craving for raw meat? A slight tendency to wake up at the mall nude with no memory of the previous night’s events?”
“I don’t think so.”
Xander beamed. “Then we’re good.”
The End.
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Date: 2007-01-02 09:25 pm (UTC):-D
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Date: 2007-01-02 09:50 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2007-01-02 09:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-02 09:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-02 09:46 pm (UTC)“And also wow for minimal effort on my part.” You made me snicker, go you!
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Date: 2007-01-02 09:53 pm (UTC)Yay me! Glad you liked, sweetie.
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Date: 2007-01-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-01-02 10:00 pm (UTC)I love spiking suki
*leers*
At the end I was going, wait, when is this? Then I figured out that it was when Xander was asking Larry about being a werewolf and Larry figured he was gay. Hmmm... I could even see how this would lead to Spike and Xander hooking up season four! Cuz I rock and am interested (obsessed) like that.
Another lovely story.
Thanks
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Date: 2007-01-02 10:05 pm (UTC)I was going to put in the summary that this was how the episode Phases should have gone, but then I thought it sort of spoiled the punchline. Dunno. Still undecided. :oD
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Date: 2007-01-02 10:10 pm (UTC)*big hugs*
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Date: 2007-01-02 10:16 pm (UTC)~big hugs~
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Date: 2007-01-02 10:18 pm (UTC)Larry ... clapped Xander on the shoulder hard enough to knock him sideways and make putting away his happywhacker a tricky and hazardous task.
Happywhacker? BWAHAHAHAHA
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:06 pm (UTC)Well, I was gonna go with tallywhacker, but then I thought, hey, that's been done before. I wonder what pair of idjits wrote about that? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Date: 2007-01-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-01-02 11:49 pm (UTC)pornXander and you give us L/X. Great stuff! *smooch*(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-03 06:08 pm (UTC)Thanks, luv!
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Date: 2007-01-03 12:04 am (UTC)Oh, fun. I like!
Larry watching Xander watching Larry watching Xander....
*snerk*
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:09 pm (UTC)There was a lot of watching going on, wasn't there? That was dirty talk all out of control! Or maybe just no one was actually paying attention in class.
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Date: 2007-01-03 01:48 am (UTC)This was most definitely funny but also it was very hot. I highly approve. Not that, you know, you were wondering or anything. But I do.
I was so happy that Larry asked him out on a date! I think I squeed a little. Maybe. But it was completely silent.
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:12 pm (UTC)There definitely needs to be more Larry/Xander. I must hunt some out. I have an urge. The itch hasn't quite been scratched yet! :oD
A silent squee? Did you have a fluttery tummy with it? Hmmm, I'll aim for a full out-loud squee next time ;o)
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Date: 2007-01-03 05:48 am (UTC)Just...wow!
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:18 pm (UTC)I'd love to see more Larry/Xander. I could really get into that pairing.
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Date: 2007-01-04 04:46 am (UTC)*blushes* I don't know about queen of porn, LOL. Not really queen of anything but thank you so much :)
I'd love to see more Larry/Xander. I could really get into that pairing.
So could I, really. You should totally write some more, LOL.
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Date: 2007-01-03 06:40 pm (UTC)“Umm…” Because what else could you say to that?
BWAHAHA!
Funny and hot! Great job, hon!
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Date: 2007-01-03 07:46 pm (UTC)~huggles~
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Date: 2007-01-03 11:59 pm (UTC)“This was our first date?”
Heh, and what a date it was! Much love.
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Date: 2007-01-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-04 06:47 pm (UTC)Can we see their date now - please, please - puppy eyes...
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Date: 2007-01-04 08:55 pm (UTC)They are definitely pairing who are growing on me.
Actually, I do have an idea for the date ~bg~
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Date: 2007-01-06 01:08 am (UTC)Gabrielle
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Date: 2007-01-06 04:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-06 04:04 am (UTC)You'll probably end up having to write more yourself, just to fill the aching void, y'know. I think it's your fandom author's duty, or a fic!tax, or something.
Your "made you a cookie" icon is adorable, btw.
Pesti
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Date: 2007-01-06 04:39 pm (UTC)A tax, huh? Hmm, you just might be right about that. ~g~
Thanks! The icon is by
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Date: 2007-01-18 03:04 pm (UTC)http://www.buffy-vs-angel.com/buf_guide_81.shtml
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Date: 2007-04-13 04:01 am (UTC)I really like these two together, I can wait just please dont forget about this pair.
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