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suki_blueTitle: Push My Buttons
Fandom: Btvs/DC Comics
Pairing: Xander/Batman
Genre: Comedy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Xander visits the Batcave.
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“Hey, what’s that?” Xander asked.
“A computer.”
“Duh. Hey, what’s that?”
Batman slapped his hand away. “Another computer. Please don’t touch that. That Big Red Button is very dangerous. Never press it.”
Contrite, Xander pulled his hand back. “Sorry.” He looked around. “Cool cave you got here. Uh – where is here? Exactly?”
Batman pushed at several important looking buttons on the console in front of him and a map of Gotham popped up on one of the screens. Xander was still pretty sure that Batman was showing off.
“You know I can’t tell you that, Xander.”
“Ah – yeah. Hence the blindfold.”
“Hence the blindfold,” Batman repeated.
“And there was me thinking it was part of some kinky game.”
“With Alfred in the car?”
“Not like it would have been the first time.” Xander moved in, circling his arms around Batman’s waist from behind. He cursed when he got tangled up in the cape.
“I felt your hand on my leg all the way here,” Xander whispered after a small flap to get the offending cape out of his way. “You were just dying to touch me, weren’t you?” he asked, running his hands down the outside of Batman’s thighs.
Batman swallowed and wondered who’d taken all his spittle.
“You know what I’m thinking right now?” Xander asked.
Batman didn’t know for sure. But he was a good detective. An educated guess was bound to be somewhere near the mark.
“I’m thinking about how you’d taste.”
Batman barely controlled his breathing as Xander’s fingers nearly brushed over his confined cock. Xander’s other hand crept around and did the same thing on the other side.
“I’m thinking about how much I want you in my mouth.” Xander pushed his own hips forward and rubbed his erection against Batman’s behind. His fingers spread feather-like touches around Batman’s cock, not quite touching it.
“Xander…” Batman whispered the name. “Xander…”
“Yeah? Tell me what you’re thinking.” Xander allowed his hand to settle gently over the almighty bulge in Batman’s costume.
“I’m thinking… Erm, I’m thinking… Erm…” Batman desperately searched for words that could describe how he felt, what he wanted and how much he desperately needed to hold Xander and claim his body. Except, the only words in his head were ‘toffee’ and ‘apple’ and he wasn’t too clear on where they’d come from.
“Tell me what you want?” Xander kissed a firm shoulder and moved his hands to Batman’s hips. “Tell me how you want me? Please?”
Again, searching for something eloquent to say. “Suck me.” Ah, whoops. How crude. Well, Xander had mentioned wanting to taste him, and Batman was never one to disappoint.
Xander grinned and moved slowly around Batman’s body until he could reach up and kiss him. He felt Batman’s arms wrap around him as they sank deeper into the kiss. Batman’s mouth was scorching hot and Xander mused about whether it was usually that way or if it was the coffee that Batman had just burned his mouth on. Either way, it was a good kiss – not even slightly messy or anything like kissing a vacuum cleaner.
Xander decided to be clever. While Batman was busy kissing him, he would get into Batman’s costume. Not literally, though. They’d both look rather silly standing in the same costume at once. It was then that Xander had a thought.
“Um, how do I get in?”
“Huh?” Batman was having trouble getting past the fact that his dick was aching.
“How do I get in? Uh – is there is zip down the back?”
In a flash, the utility belt was gone and Batman’s pants were around his knees.
“Oh!” Xander exclaimed. “Like that! I thought it was an all in one suit. I did wonder about peeing and stuff.”
Batman whimpered.
“Oh!” Xander exclaimed again. “Gotcha. Sorry.” For once, Xander stopped talking. He dropped to his knees and gripped Batman’s hips. The floor was cold and hard, he noted. Xander resolved to make this fast; he was chafing his kneecaps for nobody.
Batman couldn’t help the groan as he watched Xander’s tongue lick at the head of his cock. He thought he’d never seen anything so erotic as the sight of Xander’s eyes slowly closing as his cock began to disappear into Xander’s mouth.
Then, the suction started, and Batman thought for a moment that he would lose control right there and then. He took a deep, shuddering breath and looked away until he could look away no more. Staring back down, he watched that luscious mouth working him with abandon. Sucking, licking, pulling and caressing, Xander’s lips moved with grace and fluidity.
As soon as Batman thought the word ‘fluidity’, he filled Xander’s mouth with just that. Well, fluid, but it was close enough.
Xander swallowed quickly and only choked once. It was a personal record! Perhaps next time he wouldn’t even need the slap on the back?! Cool!
Just as he recovered, Xander was pulled up and his mouth was plundered by impassioned lips. He felt frantic hands scrabbling at his jeans and then suddenly his private regions were not so private. A gloved hand appeared round his cock and Xander was just about to ask if the gloves were an OCD thing when Batman began to strip his shaft at a furious pace.
Xander begged and pleaded, screamed and sobbed. His cock was throbbing and leaking and his need to come was so desperate. He clung to Batman and moaned loudly as their mouths connected and their tongues entwined.
“Fuck, yes!!” Xander finally screamed as his body tensed and he spilled his come over Batman’s hand. If possible, he clung even tighter and whispered ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck,’ like a mantra.
Batman chuckled – or at least did his best impression of it – and stroked Xander’s hair. “That was…”
Xander smiled into Batman’s shoulder. “Yeah, it was. Very.” He stretched in Batman’s arms and leant back on the console - and the Big Red Button.
A deafening alarm sounded and the cave began to fill up with a hissing gas.
“Oops. Any chance that was the signal to bring tea and scones?” Xander joked.
No, it clearly wasn’t. But Xander was confused when Alfred appeared with a tray of just that. Hey, coincidences happen!
“Is there an actual panic to be had or was the panic button pressed accidentally?” Alfred asked calmly, as if he hadn’t noticed his employer and his employer’s young lover with their pants around their knees and their cocks dripping strings of come onto the floor.
Batman really didn’t seem to notice either as he punched a code into the computer to stop the alarm and shut down the influx of gas. “No panic, Alfred.”
“Very good, sir. Now, if I may be excused, I have to go and find a deity to worship. I wish to pray for cataracts. It seems I’ll be needing them.”
Batman looked down at himself. “Shit,” he said, glaring over at Xander.
“Hey, don’t blame me. It’s not my fault you have a butler.”
Batman opened his mouth to retort but wisely closed it again. It would be foolish to think that he could ever best Xander in an argument. He sighed instead. “Would you like some tea and scones?”
“Sure! But, um, Alfred took them with him.”
“That’s no problem, Xander. I’ll just press this button to call him back.” Batman pressed a small button that had an ‘A’ scored into the top.
As the door at the top of the stairs opened again, Xander asked, “Shouldn’t we pull up our pants?”
“Shit!”
**
Fandom: Btvs/DC Comics
Pairing: Xander/Batman
Genre: Comedy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Xander visits the Batcave.
Beta'd by
kitty_poker1. Thanks, luv!Icon is by me and it's totally sharable.
Previous Batxan Ficlettes: HERE
“Hey, what’s that?” Xander asked.
“A computer.”
“Duh. Hey, what’s that?”
Batman slapped his hand away. “Another computer. Please don’t touch that. That Big Red Button is very dangerous. Never press it.”
Contrite, Xander pulled his hand back. “Sorry.” He looked around. “Cool cave you got here. Uh – where is here? Exactly?”
Batman pushed at several important looking buttons on the console in front of him and a map of Gotham popped up on one of the screens. Xander was still pretty sure that Batman was showing off.
“You know I can’t tell you that, Xander.”
“Ah – yeah. Hence the blindfold.”
“Hence the blindfold,” Batman repeated.
“And there was me thinking it was part of some kinky game.”
“With Alfred in the car?”
“Not like it would have been the first time.” Xander moved in, circling his arms around Batman’s waist from behind. He cursed when he got tangled up in the cape.
“I felt your hand on my leg all the way here,” Xander whispered after a small flap to get the offending cape out of his way. “You were just dying to touch me, weren’t you?” he asked, running his hands down the outside of Batman’s thighs.
Batman swallowed and wondered who’d taken all his spittle.
“You know what I’m thinking right now?” Xander asked.
Batman didn’t know for sure. But he was a good detective. An educated guess was bound to be somewhere near the mark.
“I’m thinking about how you’d taste.”
Batman barely controlled his breathing as Xander’s fingers nearly brushed over his confined cock. Xander’s other hand crept around and did the same thing on the other side.
“I’m thinking about how much I want you in my mouth.” Xander pushed his own hips forward and rubbed his erection against Batman’s behind. His fingers spread feather-like touches around Batman’s cock, not quite touching it.
“Xander…” Batman whispered the name. “Xander…”
“Yeah? Tell me what you’re thinking.” Xander allowed his hand to settle gently over the almighty bulge in Batman’s costume.
“I’m thinking… Erm, I’m thinking… Erm…” Batman desperately searched for words that could describe how he felt, what he wanted and how much he desperately needed to hold Xander and claim his body. Except, the only words in his head were ‘toffee’ and ‘apple’ and he wasn’t too clear on where they’d come from.
“Tell me what you want?” Xander kissed a firm shoulder and moved his hands to Batman’s hips. “Tell me how you want me? Please?”
Again, searching for something eloquent to say. “Suck me.” Ah, whoops. How crude. Well, Xander had mentioned wanting to taste him, and Batman was never one to disappoint.
Xander grinned and moved slowly around Batman’s body until he could reach up and kiss him. He felt Batman’s arms wrap around him as they sank deeper into the kiss. Batman’s mouth was scorching hot and Xander mused about whether it was usually that way or if it was the coffee that Batman had just burned his mouth on. Either way, it was a good kiss – not even slightly messy or anything like kissing a vacuum cleaner.
Xander decided to be clever. While Batman was busy kissing him, he would get into Batman’s costume. Not literally, though. They’d both look rather silly standing in the same costume at once. It was then that Xander had a thought.
“Um, how do I get in?”
“Huh?” Batman was having trouble getting past the fact that his dick was aching.
“How do I get in? Uh – is there is zip down the back?”
In a flash, the utility belt was gone and Batman’s pants were around his knees.
“Oh!” Xander exclaimed. “Like that! I thought it was an all in one suit. I did wonder about peeing and stuff.”
Batman whimpered.
“Oh!” Xander exclaimed again. “Gotcha. Sorry.” For once, Xander stopped talking. He dropped to his knees and gripped Batman’s hips. The floor was cold and hard, he noted. Xander resolved to make this fast; he was chafing his kneecaps for nobody.
Batman couldn’t help the groan as he watched Xander’s tongue lick at the head of his cock. He thought he’d never seen anything so erotic as the sight of Xander’s eyes slowly closing as his cock began to disappear into Xander’s mouth.
Then, the suction started, and Batman thought for a moment that he would lose control right there and then. He took a deep, shuddering breath and looked away until he could look away no more. Staring back down, he watched that luscious mouth working him with abandon. Sucking, licking, pulling and caressing, Xander’s lips moved with grace and fluidity.
As soon as Batman thought the word ‘fluidity’, he filled Xander’s mouth with just that. Well, fluid, but it was close enough.
Xander swallowed quickly and only choked once. It was a personal record! Perhaps next time he wouldn’t even need the slap on the back?! Cool!
Just as he recovered, Xander was pulled up and his mouth was plundered by impassioned lips. He felt frantic hands scrabbling at his jeans and then suddenly his private regions were not so private. A gloved hand appeared round his cock and Xander was just about to ask if the gloves were an OCD thing when Batman began to strip his shaft at a furious pace.
Xander begged and pleaded, screamed and sobbed. His cock was throbbing and leaking and his need to come was so desperate. He clung to Batman and moaned loudly as their mouths connected and their tongues entwined.
“Fuck, yes!!” Xander finally screamed as his body tensed and he spilled his come over Batman’s hand. If possible, he clung even tighter and whispered ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck,’ like a mantra.
Batman chuckled – or at least did his best impression of it – and stroked Xander’s hair. “That was…”
Xander smiled into Batman’s shoulder. “Yeah, it was. Very.” He stretched in Batman’s arms and leant back on the console - and the Big Red Button.
A deafening alarm sounded and the cave began to fill up with a hissing gas.
“Oops. Any chance that was the signal to bring tea and scones?” Xander joked.
No, it clearly wasn’t. But Xander was confused when Alfred appeared with a tray of just that. Hey, coincidences happen!
“Is there an actual panic to be had or was the panic button pressed accidentally?” Alfred asked calmly, as if he hadn’t noticed his employer and his employer’s young lover with their pants around their knees and their cocks dripping strings of come onto the floor.
Batman really didn’t seem to notice either as he punched a code into the computer to stop the alarm and shut down the influx of gas. “No panic, Alfred.”
“Very good, sir. Now, if I may be excused, I have to go and find a deity to worship. I wish to pray for cataracts. It seems I’ll be needing them.”
Batman looked down at himself. “Shit,” he said, glaring over at Xander.
“Hey, don’t blame me. It’s not my fault you have a butler.”
Batman opened his mouth to retort but wisely closed it again. It would be foolish to think that he could ever best Xander in an argument. He sighed instead. “Would you like some tea and scones?”
“Sure! But, um, Alfred took them with him.”
“That’s no problem, Xander. I’ll just press this button to call him back.” Batman pressed a small button that had an ‘A’ scored into the top.
As the door at the top of the stairs opened again, Xander asked, “Shouldn’t we pull up our pants?”
“Shit!”
**
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Date: 2006-02-23 12:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-23 12:51 pm (UTC)LMAO!!! Could Alfred be any cooler?
Loved it, sweetie. *smooch*
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Date: 2006-02-24 11:18 am (UTC)Fanks, luv! ~smooches~
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Date: 2006-02-23 02:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-24 11:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-23 03:41 pm (UTC)*adds another baby to the list that I have to give birth to in your name*
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Date: 2006-02-24 11:20 am (UTC)Gonna need a bigger crib. ;o)
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Date: 2006-02-23 04:27 pm (UTC)In a flash, the utility belt was gone and Batman’s pants were around his knees.
“Oh!” Xander exclaimed. “Like that! I thought it was an all in one suit. I did wonder about peeing and stuff.”
I have so much love for you it isn't even funny. MWAH!
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Date: 2006-02-24 11:22 am (UTC)Loves you loads back, ecpecially when you consider that the whole Batman thing is your fault. So, thank you!
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Date: 2006-02-23 06:50 pm (UTC)Then again... maybe not!
The boys are so hot..
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Date: 2006-02-24 11:23 am (UTC)MWAH!
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Date: 2006-02-24 07:22 pm (UTC)you are Teh Love.
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Date: 2006-02-26 07:48 am (UTC)Isn't Alfred wonderful? ~g~ And as for Xander, feel free to borrow, but be nice and bring him back in time for the next part. LOL!
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Date: 2006-04-08 04:38 pm (UTC)“Very good, sir. Now, if I may be excused, I have to go and find a deity to worship. I wish to pray for cataracts. It seems I’ll be needing them.”
XDDDDDDDD pwn!
Alfred pwns again!
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-11 08:39 pm (UTC)LOL LOL *ouch*
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Date: 2006-04-12 02:46 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2006-09-20 04:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-20 04:50 pm (UTC)