A Bad!Poem for amejisuto

[suki_blue]

I do love my Ame
Couldn’t leave her if you paid me
She’s bright and she’s batty
And not even slightly crappy

Together we write
No, we never fight
Xangel and Spander
Come and take a gander

Blood Ties and Thrill Me
That girl is gonna kill me
With her Spander so yummy
It gives me a feeling in my tummy

As you can tell my poem so sucks
But at least in my Spander I never use ducks
…except for that one time

LJ she showed me, a world full of fun
I’ve never looked back, I love it a ton.

Without her this world would be a sad place
No Thrill Me or Amnesty, I rest my case.

I do love my Ame
Couldn’t leave her if you paid me.
I fancy an orange
(Insert next line here please, Kitty. I had trouble.)

Well, that’s just about it
I know it’s a bit shit
But I’ve run out of rhymes
I think I’ll go commit a few crimes

Please remember one thing
She loves her Nightwing
She’s paired him with Xander
Come and take a gander

I’ve used gander twice
Now please make that thrice
I’m a truly bad poet
And I think we all know it

Happy Birthday dear friend
Together we’ll go round the bend
With Kitty at our side
We don’t have to hide

Because our grammar will be correct
Except for this

Comments

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

BWEEEE!! That's just...unbelievable! Thank you love! I shall treasure it always!! MWAH! HUGGLES!

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

Hee! Aren't I talented?

Uh - perhaps not. ~g~ You know, that was my first ever poem. I think perhaps I'd better not write any more!!

[kitty-poker1.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! You promised not to ask me for a rhyme to 'orange'!

Truly dreadful, sweetie. But so true. Ame is 'bright and she's batty, and not even slightly crappy'.

*smooch*

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

Hee! You shouldn't have mentioned the orange. I had to!!! LOL!

She's our bright and batty ame!!!