Fic Recs!

Harry Potter

Little Red Courgette by blamebrampton -- Harry/Draco

When this season’s purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

This fic is from the hd_career_fair and is hilarious. This author writes a wonderful Draco.


Supernatural/J2

In From the Cold by ladyjanelly -- Jared/Jensen AU

Jared works in a free-clinic and Jensen is homeless. This is wonderful h/c and superbly written.

My Shit-List

1, WWW.RAC.co.uk
2, My Bank
3, The Post Office
4, Fuckers Who Steal

Today, I learned the phrase 'tin-hatter' and I'm pleased because now I have a word for what I've just turned into. This must be a conspiracy. A while back, some bastard stole my card numbers and bought insurance and numerous other expensive online products. The bank refunded me and issued a new card. The bank then took the money back because I didn't send them the required forms. I did. Twice. So whoes fault is that, the bank or the Post Office? It's gets worse. Today I find more debits amounting to £80.00 using my NEW card details from the R.A.Fucking.C! Apparently, insurers can gain access to new card details when old ones become inactive. Well, I'm sure that's dandy for the idiot twats who forget that they need insurance when a card is expired or stopped, but for those of us who have had our personal details stolen it is a fucking violation!!!!!

I'm so angry right now I can't even think.

Oh Bradley, I heart you.

Just been watching Secrets and Magic for episode 3 of Merlin. Bradley cracks me up with that camera. He was using it at a deserted train station and was so bored he started playing with the remote control, getting right down on the ground until, 'two people have just turned up and seen me rolling around on the station floor. A little embarrassing'.

LMAO!! Trust Bradley to cheer me up.