No nuns were harmed in the writing of this fic? Huh. Usually, there are nuns...or vegetable carts. Ya know what I mean?

Ooo...how about a nun with a *walker*? You mow one of them down and that's worth some major points! (12 years of Catholic school can make a broad a little bitter...and more than a little twisted.)

VERY funny story! Can't wait for the next chapter