NO. SHE CANNOT BE CONVERTED. People start kissing on tv, HETERO PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO ARE HER OTP, and she can't look at it. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. SHE AVERTS HER EYES.

She's the biggest prude ever.

Also, she skips the ends of my fics because that's where all the boy-cuddling is. LOL. Even my dad made it through 'If The Costume Fits...' without having a heart attack, although he did scold me for lying to him about there not being boy-kissing. BUT IT WAS A FOREHEAD KISS. COME ON. Sheesh, these people!